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Jordan Marie. 22. Buffalo.

Queer. Stranger. Off beat. Spacey.
Just another sad girl.

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medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

Stoppppppp 😩

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This is stupid.

Me about anything (via back-to-five)

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i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

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ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

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yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Lmao

Lmfao 😂
-MRS

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jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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Same

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call me princess and i will ride your dick and face so hard

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